When I was only 7 years old I was a very curious child. After witnessing my pet dog take a shit outside, I decided to get in touch with my wild side and perhaps, live as our ancestors once did. I then took action upon my new founded enlightenment, and did as my animal friend did and took a shit outside on the front lawn. I am now a 21 year old man, and I can honestly say for certain that this transcendent experience has left me with a profound outlook on life.